The small hick town north of rochester mn known for its population to have a less than 1% ethnetictiy rate it is made up of people who work, has worked, or know someone who works at the mayo clinic or IBM the only two imploers in the whole southeast part of Minnesota other than farming
the town has a history of mass people using pot especialy in the crummy high school.
Pine island also is famous for the worlds largest block of cheese (2 tons)
the town has a history of mass people using pot especialy in the crummy high school.
Pine island also is famous for the worlds largest block of cheese (2 tons)
by ThIsToWnIsCrAp November 25, 2009

A member of the female sex that hails from Nassau or Suffolk county; technically, Queens and Kings (Brooklyn) county females are "Long Island" girls, but out in the real world you'll get looks for saying that.
Many of them do strange things like wear their hair like they're Native Americans going to war, fake eyelashes, too much make-up etc. At least they put a great deal of care into their appearance.
Some of them come from well-off families. Some of the girls from Long Island go to college at the University at Buffalo; this saves them about $15,000 a year in tuition vs. most NYC universities, which they proceed to bilk their parents out of by getting them to buy them a new car. Frankly, I'm impressed by their cleverness.
Overall, they're girls like any other. I personally have found the Long Island girls I've met to be very friendly and sweet (and I'm not the best looking guy by any means), so I would say the stereotype of them being shallow is a little inaccurate.
No comment on the stereotype about them being airheads, though.
Many of them do strange things like wear their hair like they're Native Americans going to war, fake eyelashes, too much make-up etc. At least they put a great deal of care into their appearance.
Some of them come from well-off families. Some of the girls from Long Island go to college at the University at Buffalo; this saves them about $15,000 a year in tuition vs. most NYC universities, which they proceed to bilk their parents out of by getting them to buy them a new car. Frankly, I'm impressed by their cleverness.
Overall, they're girls like any other. I personally have found the Long Island girls I've met to be very friendly and sweet (and I'm not the best looking guy by any means), so I would say the stereotype of them being shallow is a little inaccurate.
No comment on the stereotype about them being airheads, though.
#1
ME: UB has been around since the 19th century. Do you think Long Island girls came up from the city back in the 1800's to go to school here like they do today?
MY FRIEND LAUGHS: I doubt it.
ME: But can you just picture them coming onto campus in a horse-and-buggy, wearing those old outfits with the giant hooped skirts down to their ankles--
MY FRIEND: --and talking with those accents?
We both bust out laughing
#2
ME: Every Long Island girl I've met has been very sweet to me, despite the fact that I'm no Fabio. They're the butt of a lot of jokes, especially here at UB, but most of them are decent people. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for them. I kinda hope I marry a Long Island girl someday.
ME: UB has been around since the 19th century. Do you think Long Island girls came up from the city back in the 1800's to go to school here like they do today?
MY FRIEND LAUGHS: I doubt it.
ME: But can you just picture them coming onto campus in a horse-and-buggy, wearing those old outfits with the giant hooped skirts down to their ankles--
MY FRIEND: --and talking with those accents?
We both bust out laughing
#2
ME: Every Long Island girl I've met has been very sweet to me, despite the fact that I'm no Fabio. They're the butt of a lot of jokes, especially here at UB, but most of them are decent people. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for them. I kinda hope I marry a Long Island girl someday.
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An endearing term for the English. A people who are infinitely proud of the population and size of their island nation however fail to recognize that said size and population may have resulted in a less-than-ideal ancestry. This could be why they have bad food, warm 'lager', ugly women, shitty weather, poor dental hygeine and are possibly the most repressed people on earth. These 'facts of life' are why the English are most often encountered in a pub.
Tom: Those Brits sure like to make fun of us for being Americans.
Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.
Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.
by Bounty Fucker November 14, 2007

I would like to say that all Staten Island girls are not the same. I am not like the stereotypes. Yes, I was born on Staten Island. And yes I own a couple coach bags. And a Northface. But why is that a bad thing. Coach is very popular. So is The North Face brand. So why is liking these things so stereotypical. If I went to Connecticut and was wearing my Coach bag and my Northface and straightened my hair.. would everyone whisper to eachother.. oh, i think she is one of those staten island girls. I don't think so. So why is it so important to try and put us down. Because I take pride in what I look like I got to be called trashy. How does that make sense. But on the other hand. If I didn't straighten my hair.. and had an ugly bag from Walmart. And no jacket. You people with all your negative opinions would still have something to say. right... you would probably say hey look at this dirtbag.. where is she from.. lets talk shit about her because she is not the same as all the other girls we talk shit about.. I don't get it. Are you mad because when you were 12 the pretty girls wouldn't talk to you??
You want to know what sucks.. I am a girl, living on Staten Island.. and because of all this trash talk. I can't be proud of where I come from. I never went tanning a day in my life. And I am 24. I have friends from both the north shore and the south. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. And I am Italian. But I don't think I can make "One phone call" and think your just going to disappear. I hate drama. Save that shit for tv. I cant stand the "OMG no way.. you bitch, you stole my bf." If he wants you, he was never good enough for me.. so you can have him. Now both of you leave me alone, I don't care!! And Im not rich.. I work for everything I have.. and I have a Maxima, Not an Altima..I don't drive like everyone else.. I drive better. I just think all this stuff is bullshit. Staten Island is boring. But its the suburbs. It's supposed to be boring. And I would love to move .. but I don't want to live in Jersey. So I'm just stuck here. I guess.
You want to know what sucks.. I am a girl, living on Staten Island.. and because of all this trash talk. I can't be proud of where I come from. I never went tanning a day in my life. And I am 24. I have friends from both the north shore and the south. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. And I am Italian. But I don't think I can make "One phone call" and think your just going to disappear. I hate drama. Save that shit for tv. I cant stand the "OMG no way.. you bitch, you stole my bf." If he wants you, he was never good enough for me.. so you can have him. Now both of you leave me alone, I don't care!! And Im not rich.. I work for everything I have.. and I have a Maxima, Not an Altima..I don't drive like everyone else.. I drive better. I just think all this stuff is bullshit. Staten Island is boring. But its the suburbs. It's supposed to be boring. And I would love to move .. but I don't want to live in Jersey. So I'm just stuck here. I guess.
P.s. Just because a white boy tires to be tougher than he is, does not mean he is trying to be black. He is just trying to be tough.
And not all Staten Island Girls are whores. Most of them are just easy. And Naive...
And not all Staten Island Girls are whores. Most of them are just easy. And Naive...
by Not Your Average S.I. Girl March 10, 2009
