Obama

A mysterious entity who is the center of many mysteries. Many hours have been wasted trying to solve the mysteries behind this man, but none have come close to a conclusive answer to the mystery that lies behind this man.
Per: hey Lars, you've heard of Obama right?
Lars: of course i've heard of Obama, why?
Per: you don't happen to know Obama's last name do you?
Lars: *fucking implodes*
Per: yeah me neither
by Hamgburger :3 April 15, 2021
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Obama

A secret man that could destroy everything and ruler of N word
Man: Obama whats you last name?
Obama:I will not tell you
Man:are you trying to hide something?
Obama:ima say the N Word and destroy you!
Man:no
Obama:nigga
by Dgxhdgdjhikllgdx November 3, 2019
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Obamas Sussy Balls

Something that Knight the Fluff#7907 loves, and others alike.
Knight saw Obamas sussy balls and passed out.

I love Obamas sussy balls!
by The Duck Lover July 24, 2022
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Obama

A bitch that won’t give Walter his clothes back
Walter: Hey Obama can I have my clothes back?
Obama: NO!
Walter: gets sad
by SamSam42069 July 23, 2020
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oBaMa

what is his last name? I guess we will never know...
"you what's oBaMa's last name?"
"idk man"
by gfhudijskoa October 31, 2019
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Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"
"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"
by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024
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Obama

1st USURPER of the United States Presidency.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.

To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 29, 2024
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