Cuddle Monkey

A Person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. Certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.

Zach: Oh my god. You look cold.
Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.
Zach: *cuddle!*
Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.
Zach: You love eet.

by Sexysoup May 10, 2008

blow monkey

Person who is very fond of powder cocaine

Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.

by Jason February 5, 2005

monkey pickle

a banana, so named because monkeys are widely reputed to love bananas

(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."

by oldgeezer March 16, 2010

Yellow Monkey

Its a Slur that are commonly used against East/Southeast asians mostly Japanese People( 日本人) because the word “yellow” has been referred to Asians for a long time while “Monkey” is used against Japanese people because people say that they look like monkeys, and That is why “Yellow Monkey” is a slur.

Go back to your country yellow monkey

by ymchx January 14, 2022

Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.

Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.

by Audifred October 8, 2008

bilge monkey

a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.

look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath

by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006