March 3rd

March 3rd highlights the day Lexa Kom Trikru got killed by a stupid person after having sex with her soulmate.

Clexa/Lexa fan 1: The March 3rd belongs to Lexa, sorry I don't make the rules.

by liilheda March 3, 2020

March 10

Make your boyfriend get in a car with you and drive him around

Girl: Hey Henry get in my car it’s March 10
Henry: what’s March 10
Girl: it’s National get in your girlfriends car and let her drive you around

by Honk2.0 March 9, 2020

No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day

Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.

by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020

March 17th

The day when the best person was born

Hey imagine being born on March 17th, you would be really cool and sexy then

by Peninsula55 July 4, 2022

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022