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The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.
Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!
by Bojo183926 August 18, 2021
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Dirty johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
That man is a dirty Johnny that every dad wants for his daughter to marry.
by Latinthrowdown June 17, 2019
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Timmy, Johnny, Spike

Types of players in ccg games, originally came from mtg.

Timmy is a "power gamer" who likes things big and strong, prefers straightforward strategies and enjoys winning with a big mighty hit. Typical Timmy deck in mtg is a 'mono green Stompy' where your huge monsters just stomp on your opponent and he dies in pain.

Johnny is a "creative gamer" who likes to build interesting decks, tries different ideas and basically expresses themselves through the game. Johnny is the one who accepts the challenge to not let your memes be dreams. Also appreciates non-gameplay aspects of the game, like lore, art, etc.

Spike is a "competitive player" who plays whatever has the best chances to win. Spike knows the meta and uses all the broken stuff avaliable. Spike will netdeck, steal from the kids and suck the big falota if it brings the victory.

There are also hybrid types to express your unique playstyle and life choices but noone cares, all right
- Oh wow look at that windowlicker retard Timmy playing his forest what a fun game I think I'm gonna die from boredom

- Oh wow look at that Johnny with his 'brew' or is it a starter deck doesn't he have money for real cards what's this clown doing in a constructed play

- Oh wow look at this try-hard Spike playing the same cancer shit as EVERYONE on the ladder why won't they all just circle jerk and call it a draw

- Timmy, Johnny, Spike... I'm mostly a Johnny player because I like to be creative and think outside the box. But I also enjoy mighty plays, so I can say I'm a bit Timmy, just not the stupid one. And of course I'm a Spike too, because I'm highly competitive player and my decks are top tier. I'm a part of furry fandom as well.
by Space_Algae September 21, 2018
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Raging Johnny

- n. | Anyone currently in the act of attempting to harm an individual.

- n. | Any homosexual that will uproar at a homophobic remark.

- v. | A visible state of drunkenness.
Look at all these <RAGING JOHNNY'S>... Give em' more beer! It's fucking St. Patrick's Day.
by Sori_Boi March 27, 2009
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Rotten Johnny

I'll give you two rotten johnny's for a rotten donald!
by MrSHinS August 9, 2020
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gta Johnny

by joshmonstercock March 7, 2021
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gta johnny

person 1: I failed my test

person 2: that's so gta johnny of you
by joshmonstercock March 7, 2021
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