Little Jimmy Urine

Lead singer and programmer for punk rock band "Mindless Self Indulgence". Sometimes shortened to "Jimmy Urine" or just "Jimmy".
Also suspected to be Jesus Christ reborn.
If I was gay...yeah, I'd do Little Jimmy Urine.
by Andrew D. Pratt January 13, 2009
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Little Jimmy Effect

The effect which states that the younger a person is, the harder it is to criticize them because others expect them to be ignorant of what they did wrong. Either this or the young person knows about this concept and are just pretending to seem ignorant. This effect lessens the older a person becomes. This was first coined by the Youtuber Racoon Eggs.
My cousin broke my fucking laptop cause he wanted to see me get mad. He's not getting in trouble because of the damn little jimmy effect
by Harambe Glue February 24, 2018
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hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.
Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."
by THE HOLE WIZARD January 26, 2017
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Captain Jimmy Gardner

The man, the myth, the legend, Captain Jimmy Gardner. He is a decorated war veteran from a family of war heroes, who only left the service due to losing his leg. He now pursues his dream of being a teacher at the Williamsport Area High School, substituting for teachers.
Sophomore 1: "Hey, there's Captain Jimmy Gardner. I heard he's subbing for TK today."
Sophomore 2: " Yeah, I heard his story in Rinker's last week when he subbed for him, but it was first told when he subbed for Mahon."
Sophomore 1: "Man, Raymond really is a crazy man."

Sophomore 2: "Yep."
by Captain Jimmy Gardner February 27, 2020
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Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun
Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
by Kick a Jimmy Day November 03, 2019
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wet jimmy

A Wet Jimmy is like a Wet Willy except, once the finger is licked it is wiped across the eye, instead of stuck in the ear.
Person1: shut up or im going to give u a wet jimmy.
Person2: you mean wet willy, right?
Person1: no, a wet jimmy.
Person2: wtf is that?
*person one demonstrates*
by SVHSkid September 03, 2007
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