car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025

pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.

I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.

by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020

Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that

You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”

by n54 drew May 20, 2022

Meme Shopping

In which comments in a post on Twitter allows you to view exclusive contents of the spiciest memes .

I'm bored, let's go on Twitter for meme shopping!

by Spicy Tea January 11, 2019

Shop white cloud

Shop white cloud is a clothing brand that's absolutely the greatest clothing for comfort and seasonal style. Worn by the celebrity Frank the fisherman who became the cover boy for the clothing brand in 2020.

Daniel: HAVE YOU HEARD OF SHOP WHITE CLOUD CLOTHING

SUSATINI: YES IM IN LOVE WITH THEIR SUMMER COLLECTION
DANIEL: I KNOW ITS SO CUTE IM GETTING THE SPORTS BRA

SUSATINI: BUNGER

by Brabruh Brando April 22, 2021

onwine shopping

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VERB

1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

by darrenxix May 2, 2018