Forest Rock

A derogatory term used when talking about new wave of Black Metal (namely American bands) remarking shift in lyrical themes from death and darkness to nature and loneliness, and improving the quality of production. Used mostly by Black Metal purists so they can distant themselves from people the consider "untrue".

Person 1: Been listening to some Black Metal recently?
Person 2: Yeah, found out Agalloch, and absolutely love them.
Person 1: Man, I asked you about Black Metal, not Forest Rock.

by chaseme2thesky December 14, 2014

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

forest boy

An overly hairy fuckboy that like dick in his but

The forest boy is a nigga

by Johnnycacc September 16, 2015

forest plump

Someone who is awkward like Forest Gump, and is also chubby.

"Hey ladies, it's me, Forest Plump."

by Fandom Riend April 10, 2016

forest mansion

A series by Tumblr users Monowott & Fancy Chubby Cat revolving around stories & games from their childhood.

"Forest Mansion is some weird & confusing shit."

by ThatOneAssFace July 11, 2016

Forest Cap

When you have extremely nappy hair, as if a forest.

"Boy, if you don't sit your forest cap ass down!"

by Mapitout July 5, 2016

Forest or a chicken

To be a forest is to have a hairy pussy or dick. To be a chicken is to be smooth down low.

Are you a forest or a chicken?

by Chicken or forest May 22, 2016