Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

by cold porridge May 6, 2018

Male Fail

When a man or men fail to prevent bad things from happening and they absolutely could've done something about it.

Letting the #MeToo Movement fester for so long that all men are now branded predators, repeatedly voting for makeup wearing clowns, and allowing the Supreme Court to install George W. Bush without demanding a re-vote are a few great examples of Male Fails.

by Publius0987 October 5, 2025

doyelic fail

a fail that fails so much, that it is not even worthy of being called a fail.

dude 1: did you see that jock make a thats what she said joke about a blanket?
dude 2: yea man, that was a fail
dude 1: no man, that was a doyelic fail

by giantdick007 March 8, 2010

the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌

I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(

by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021

front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015

jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016

Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022