fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

by beg4me August 4, 2022

Dave The Sesh Lord

An Old Man who will destroy the internet

Dave the sesh lord will destroy memeulous

by Davetheseshlord April 13, 2021

Daves

Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes

What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?

by Theniro May 28, 2018

Dave Lawson

Usually the sidekick of the leader of a group

*he is such a dave lawson*

by TryHardTryer May 24, 2015

dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.

That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.

by hooker cat July 20, 2014