Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.

Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks

by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022

disco diamonds

Noun: A club drug that comes in crystal form; such as cocaine, MDMA, crystal meth, ketamine, etc.

"Have you seen Allison anywhere?"

"Yeah, she's in the bathroom snorting disco diamonds off of the soap dispenser."

by TheCrownJules October 10, 2022

Yellow Diamond

A gay space rock made of light.
She's the giraffe of the the great diamond authority.

Yellow Diamond: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EARTH?
Peridot: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!!!!!!!!

by YellowDiamond February 20, 2023

pink diamond

The crazy diamond of the diamond authority that abandoned spinel and has pearl shatter her because she doesn't really do nothing. And she made spinel do all that standing, someone sue pink diamond because I am mad at her.

omg look its that super old backstabber hitting abandoning childish not empathetic heartbreaker foolish diamond that is pink diamond!

by this was made by a smart kitty May 18, 2023

California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.

“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”

by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023

Cursed diamond

A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.

I have this cursed diamond, should I keep it or throw it out somewhere?

by Averyuniqueandspecialname August 20, 2023

Dirty Diamond

When you're listening to "What is it for me" by Amy Diamond while you're masturbating alone, crying, tears falling down your torso and you use the tears as lube. At the same time you've emptied a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Cheetos. As you climax you scream out "oh it is a me, Mario"

Hey bro, what did you do last night?

Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.

Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.

by Damtjusaren Andreas October 24, 2023