by Johnathan Equis January 30, 2019
Get the Dave’s Creamerymug. A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021
Get the Davemug. a derogatory term to express frustration over something
instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"
instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"
Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet
by calculators4Life February 25, 2024
Get the daveedmug. Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023
Get the jammer Davemug. Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.
The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -
by DarkAlman March 15, 2021
Get the The Dave Principlemug. A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.
New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?
Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...
Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...
by AnonSD November 10, 2010
Get the Stripey Davemug. I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!
by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023
Get the Getting Davedmug.