Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike

AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"

by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022

Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.

1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!

by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022

Naughty Cowboy

When a gay guy dressed as a cowboy rides you whilst you thrust into his ass like theirs no tomorrow, it ends when your about to cum and the guy riding you screams “Fill me up Daddy”

Hey Ryan what’s up?
Not much
Do anything interesting last night?
Yeah, I found out that Tyler likes to be a Naughty Cowboy

by The Real Queer Cowboy March 4, 2022

Cowboy Cookie

1. When you pay a woman to hold quick oats cereal in her vagina until cooked to desired consistency, then make her stand on her head while you pour chocolate syrup in and eat the oats out of her.

2. The same as above, but utilizing bussy.

Did you try Mariah’s/ Mike’s Cowboy Cookie? Best strain yet.

by DaddyDumpy January 18, 2026

California Cowboy

Hitting two shots, a cigarette, and a joint at the same time.

Joe walked up to the bar and asked the bartender if they could get the California Cowboy.

by Edhouser January 24, 2026

cowboy escargot

Phlegm, specifically when sucked or licked out of the throat of another individual who is experiencing post-nasal drip.

Stacy's getting over a cold, so last night, I got to experience the delicacy of cowboy escargot.

by mucusbrain February 5, 2026