covid 19

"and god said let there be...a terrible plague that would haunt the earth for a year or two".

even satin recoiled in disgust when he saw what god had in store for the sad mortals of earth, but there was to many humans on the face of the planet so god sent a virus that would kill the weak and feeble but let the strong live, but soon god got bored of watching people live their sad lives alone in their houses so he sent some other things starting with the small (a conflict between iran and the US that had a chance to start world war 3) and then going to the large (among us 2 being cancelled).

now god looks at the world as it falls apart,and I am here on my laptop writing a useless definition for a word that you just so happen to be reading.

covid 19 is god's way of telling us all that he is in control

by helloIexsist January 4, 2021

Covid-19

The crap thats going around and making dumb Karens buy all the frikin' toilet paper and old people crap 'em selves and the idiots who take a quarter of the bloody shopping center because were going in QuArAnTiNe

Guy: Holy shit Covid-19 is back and the karens are back!
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads

Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.

by Covid-19KaReN July 27, 2020

covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.

I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ

by Watacanga May 15, 2025

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

covid clap

Having sex over a video call or a video

I covid clapped to skibidi toilet on Youtube

by CthulusCousin May 7, 2024

Covid-Cation

When you get fired because Covid tanked your company.

Yo! I had this sweet gig at Neiman Marcus. Then their business tanked. I got me a Covid-cation!

by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021