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Juicy Crab

While eating ass, taking the index and middle fingers of the hands and pinching a testicle in each (reaching around the torso to do so).
He's got some bruises from that Juicy Crab last night.
by Philliam Fucksworthy October 1, 2022
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portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
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crab

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK
by LK-G September 14, 2020
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Crab Claw Sail

The Crab Claw Sail : A prehistoric 3000 BCE sail invented in Panay Island.

Soriano versus The Ping Tan Museum: The Crab Claw Sail was an essential design of the Paraws of Iloilo. The Paraws came from Panay not from Luzon since they term Banca as Sibat while Ilonggos call it Bancao or Tumbak-Tumbak. Which means that the Paraw evolved in Panay Island and not in Luzon, nor Cebu or nor Leyte nor in Butuan City.

May I remind the good museum that to make the Crab Claw Sail of the Panay Paraws you need Pandan fibers. 5000 years ago there were no Pandan leaves in Taiwan or China hence it was not possible for them to make the CRAB CLAW SAIL.

The Crab Claw Sail of the Austronesians predated that of the lateral sails of the Europeans and the Square Sails of the Arabs for thousands of years. And guess what, you need Pandan Fibers, Sinamay, Pineapple fibers, etc which are salt-water resistant.

It was not possible to sail from Taiwan to Hawaii, Borneo to Madagascar, etc without the Crab Claw Sails (Triangular Sails) which undoubtedly can be traced only to the Paraws of Panay. I am backed by the epic stories of the Jalaudnons, Tumandoks and the Suludnons where the term BANCA originated. The precursor of the PARAWS. The precursor of the Barangays and the Kunlunpo.

SO EVERYTIME YOU SEE A CHINESE JUNK IN HONGKONG, remember who invented the Crab Claw Sail. It was the Austronesians of Panay Island.
You cannot travel far without the Crab Claw Sail
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
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New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty
Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
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Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.
Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.
by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025
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Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs
by Nqbbs July 10, 2020
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