New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021

21st Century Breakfast

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

by The Average Sad Man May 21, 2016

double breakfast

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Breakfast

Something that is simple to achieve; someone who is easily defeated.

Cooper can’t even bench two plates anymore and his reflexes are slow—there’s no doubt I could take him in a fight. He’s Breakfast, after all.

by GeedEater January 16, 2025

Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

Afternoon breakfast

When you for forget the term for lunch and you desperately need to use that word.

"Hey, wanna go out for uh, what's it called?, Afternoon breakfast"
"Excuse me, what?"

by Turptle April 28, 2023