When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.
Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?
David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.
David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.
by itsnotc September 27, 2010
Get the inverse boner mug.Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.
Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.
by ThatOneGuy92 November 5, 2010
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Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!
Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.
Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.
by theindiearmy August 13, 2011
Get the Kiddie Boner mug.An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy
Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011
Get the Questionable boner mug.When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.
Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
by Hughseff November 9, 2013
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Get the jeans boner mug.A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.
Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.
Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.
Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
by MayMay420 August 7, 2014
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