Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Bastarding

To create a bastard.

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.

by Cleinth July 23, 2012

Frumpy Bastard

(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.

Ding Ding from Breaking Bad has chronic Frumpy Bastard.

by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.

My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard

by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023

Bastard

1. A dumb or unless person

2. A Burdens
3. A bad thing

4. Lucky person

5. A mix person

6. Motherless, fatherless or both
7. A love child or wedlock child

1. He Is a fucking bastard

2. It's all a bastard on me
3. What a bastard day
4. She is a bastard after all that money she has
5. Bastard family

6. I feel bad for the bastard child

7. They had a bastard

by 459395 February 18, 2023