A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
by Mrleeds November 22, 2021
Get the Kelly bastardmug. When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 8, 2023
Get the Cheeky bastardmug. by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021
Get the Spiteful bastardmug. 
by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020
Get the The Bastardsmug. There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
by Strood June 14, 2024
Get the Whore-bastardsmug. You have to be called Finn to use this insult it is calling someone by the name of a rat and a bastard in ☝️
by Finn turner robertson June 8, 2022
Get the Rat bastardmug.