breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg May 7, 2016

breakfast wine

The wine on your nightstand that is leftover from the night before.

That breakfast wine was so good.

by Nick02807 August 10, 2016

cambodian breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in a girl's vagina, and fucking her with such force that it scrambles the egg.

Totally gave my chick a Cambodian Breakfast last night. It was delicious.

by youdontmesswithme July 31, 2016

breakfast fuck

When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.

I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.

by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018

breakfast

That was easy or simple

This history test is about to bebreakfast!

by wasani February 7, 2018

Breakfast

Slang term for the drug "cocaine".

I can hook you up with some real good breakfast.
She is blacking out, do you think we should give her some breakfast?
I want to do some breakfast but my mom keeps entering my room.
He stole everyone's breakfast and denied it completely when we confronted him.

We got kicked out of the bathroom before even trying to do any breakfast.

by gayalcohol February 16, 2018

breakfast tranny

A tranny that looks attractive at night, but when you wake up to him in the morning he looks ugly.

I just woke up beside a breakfast tranny

by Degeneracy Overdose January 2, 2017