August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

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August 4

The day you ask out your favorite person.

Wanna go out?
I was waiting for you to ask I know it’s august 4!

by Fruitybae July 31, 2021

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August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

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August 2nd

Post someone who you think is fine

August 2nd post who you think is fine or cute

by Lukewarts373 August 1, 2023

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August 17!!

National LORA OR YURI DAY (Yuri is my friends name) THANK YOU SO MUCH LORAAA!!! YOUR MY FIRST ONLINE FRIEND ILYSM, YOU ALWAYS PLAY HORROR GAMES WITH ME IM SO THANKFUL.

Me: OMG ITS AUGUST 17!!

Lora: OMG JJ IS GONNA BE SO HAPPY

Me: It's NATIONAL LORA OR YURI DAY!!!

Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH LORAAAA ILYSM.

by kenma's gameboy and everything June 18, 2022

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