An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
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by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
Get the emotional abortion mug.The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion
by America is the bad place July 12, 2025
Get the God Abortion mug.An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.
by Dbcw June 10, 2025
Get the Predetermined Abortion mug.Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.
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Get the Burrito Abortion mug.the adorableness of an object or creature is compounded/multiplied by how adorable the individual sharing, posting, or showing the object or creature is.
Cindy shared such an adorable dog today on Facebook. The Law of adorability makes the dog is so much more adorable because of how attractive Cindy is.
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Get the Law of Adorability mug.A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
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