March 19

March 19 is so fucking hot that some people can’t handle it bro his dick is huge and so good he is the best birthday to have

person1:hey Q’s birthday is today
person2:his birthday is march 19
person1:i want good dick imma go to him

by purplegangy5510 September 25, 2022

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November 19

The day a extremly Clumsy Persen were born
He/she may just game all day!

November 19 is the day of Clumsy people

by Personass October 29, 2019

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December 19

Eat ur dog day!

Girl-today I ate my dog for breakfast!

Boy-why!?

Girl- Because it’s December 19!

Boy- Oh!! I’ll go eat mine!

by Hello:0 December 5, 2020

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July 19

International send your boyfriend titty pic day

Him: send me a titty pic
Her: why

Him :it’s July 19
Her : ok hold on

by Billy bitch 557 July 19, 2022

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Gained the Covid-19

Similar to the “Freshman 15” pounds gained during the first year of college, refers to the 19 pounds gained from gorging during the Covid-19 lockdown.

I gained the Covid-19 thanks to all the baked desserts, boozing and casseroles during the first 3 months of lockdown.

by SandClover December 24, 2021

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Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

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