The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.
Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008
Get the business douchemug. by DonkeyNation October 16, 2008
Get the Cheese Douchemug. Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...
Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!
Bob: What a douche bag...
Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!
Bob: What a douche bag...
by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009
Get the douche bagmug. by Kim & Jonnell April 8, 2008
Get the Douche Shnozellmug. 1) Someone who is just being really annoying.
2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
by killercrazy23 January 26, 2011
Get the Douche Picklemug. Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"
by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008
Get the Douche Baggiemug. 1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug.