Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

Monkey Man

Cailey's boyfriend LMAOOO

Damn he is such a monkey man

Hey Cailey where is your monkey man

Let's go play with monkey man.

by cocksukerrrrr June 1, 2018

Pac-Man

A yellow lemon who swallows pills every now and then and eats ghost for no fucking reason. Has a wife named Ms.Pac-Man that wears atleast 7 layers of make up and a bow (Possibly taller than pac-man) Has a son that ran away with Blinky's daughter and a baby that really isn't part of a game.

When there something strange in de neighborhood who you gonna call Pac-man... Sadly

by A yellow xitch June 1, 2018

ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*

by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018

Ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018

Man Gold

Man Gold is a euphemism for a man's seminal fluid and implies that it is both valuable and desired.

"Damn! That girl is thirsty! Do you see her chasing that man gold?"

by b.belcher42 June 2, 2018

Man hoe

A guy that shares drinks with many girls

Eddy is such man hoe, he shares drinks with so many girls

by !@#%^ June 2, 2018