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T+ vs Shark

An amazing song by japanese music producer t+pazolite released 08 October 2021 from the album FAKE CIRCUS, with a strange but very entertaining video
guy 1: did you hear the song t+ vs shark? its amazing!!!

guy 2: yeah! absolute banger!
by Im definitely not Alec June 12, 2023
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Mongolian Sex Shark

A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.
Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*
by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019
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Bear Holding a Shark

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!
by Schooldick September 21, 2017
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Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022
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Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.
Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...
by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012
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Trump Shark

An annoying bitch who is really flashy with all her makeup and blonde ass hair and is spoiled as shit.
Rachel: OOOOHHH! EEEMMM! GGGGEEEEEE!!! My daddy just bought me another new car! It's like totally awesome and pink!!!

Jake: Rachel is such a Trump Shark.
Micheal: Yeah, that blonde ass bitch in annoying.
by SirSpamIsBad June 4, 2016
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fresh water shark

Euphemism for feces. The product of a heat spike when left in a wet environment such as the bowl or a body of water. When left in a dry surrounding, known as a ‘lawn trout’.
Some fucker left a fresh water shark in the bowl.
John is sure to watch out for fresh water sharks when water skiing.
by The Steiny August 28, 2007
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