Obama is the kanye from the future. Obama has time traveled to when his name was Kanye and in 2020 kanye will become president, the obama we know changed time and life as we know.
by The goat of the truth June 17, 2018

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name๐๐๐๐๐๐
Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama ๐๐
Chad: Nahh fam ๐ you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born ๐๐๐
Chad: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
You: Obamas last name is Obama ๐๐
Chad: Nahh fam ๐ you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born ๐๐๐
Chad: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
by ๐ตโ๐ซThatDizzyGuy๐ตโ๐ซ April 19, 2022

Its CHANGE, its all in his 2008-2009 material and even on his old websites also from 2008-2009 that you can view via the Wayback Machine. His middle name is HOPE, also in all of those.
its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.
One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.
its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.
One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.
by Thanks, obama. December 30, 2024

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree
P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!
by Shuit March 8, 2022

by BiggeCheese105 May 18, 2023

1st USURPER of the United States Presidency.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 29, 2024

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name โObama Washerโ
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because itโs one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
