The sex act consisting of fingering one's own faeces covered rectum shortly followed by fingering your partner with said finger until spaff occurs
by RogleDin November 30, 2018
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“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb
“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb
by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018
Get the Doodoo fingers mug.A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
by Arktykr October 19, 2021
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Get the watch the finger mug.The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.
by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011
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Also called Finger Aids.
Also called Finger Aids.
John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms
by BoredBenny September 5, 2017
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