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Person 1: hey did you do the Math homework yesterday

Person 2: NOPE
Person 1: me either
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The shittest lesson ever to be experienced it talks about absolute shit like adding letters like when am I going to need to add a and b to make 6389
Maths is bullshit
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the torture that corrupts the human brain damaging life as we know it. and forcing young children to solve other people's problems
when you do math your heart rate goes from 80-110 in seconds
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Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why
Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.
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Student 1: What does math stand for?
Student 2: Mental Abuse To Humans
Student 1: Oh
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math is math
"math is math!" said bob, violently poking the table.
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Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Math is a horrible thing.
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