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Math-hue

A simple-minded homo-sapien who simply cannot comprehend the elegance and beauty of thy bathroom gods. The bathroom gods provide comfort, relief, privacy, and freedom, yet, the obstinate Math-hue deliberately tries to give them a bad name. It is THE present day Hitler; with it's army of Fridgzis, it plans to destroy mankind's most prominent species: the bath-hoomans. (You'll know you're in imminent danger when you hear the chant: "Hail Math-hue!" It will stop at nothing to eradicate the bathroom gods' noble and humble bath-hoomans, so it MUST be executed at all costs to prevent the genocide of the innocent bath-hooman species. So please, if you donate one penny per day, you can stop the dictatorship of the tyrannical Math-hue. It's the bath-hoomans' last hope.
"Humble and noble civilians of Bathroville, the Math-hue and his army of Fridgzis are making their way into our sacred shrine. We must stand together as a United Nation and stop them at all costs. Our existence and culture is in jeopardy now."

"Fubbernuck the Math-hue! It's an insane and tyrannical dictator; we must stand with the bath-hoomans and protect them against this calamitous and pernicious evil!"
by Meh-The Bathroom Goddess September 14, 2018
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since when did math turn into the alphabet
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Math

Math = Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans
Person1: What is math?
Person2: Math stands for Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans!
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Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.
"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"
by John Yang May 16, 2018
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math is hands down the worst subject ever and sucks i suck at math and i rather be doing something other than math-Derek Ortega
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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