Van De Keere

it can remind you of a swamp creature, crawling from the underworld, also known as , (also from) germany. they are like sparkly, pink, fluffs balls, burning with a mercury bound fire. Beware the van de keeres, as they might try to nibble your large intestines ....

The Van De Keeres are eating me .

by DOCTOR ROC February 6, 2010

Van Nisterism

Like racism however towards the goat van nistelrooy

“What did you do with your prime van nistelrooy”
“I put him into an sbc”
“Thats van nisterism”

by Wild Warren April 7, 2022

Van

Van is a awesome cool great loving person loves skateboarding and hockey and loves loves hot dogs

Hey Van

by We have the cheese 27493 February 24, 2022

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.

Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.

by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023

Van Triel Effect

When you meet somebody in real life for the first time, but you have the feeling you already know them, because you’ve seen them on social media

I know we never met before but I have the feeling I know you, because I’ve seen you on my friends stories a lot. A total van Triel effect

by NVM1992 September 20, 2019

van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021