A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
Get the We've had Polish burglarsmug. A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.
by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022
Get the Dirty Polish Womanmug. A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.
"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
by mrRager13413 December 26, 2020
Get the Polish draw bridgemug. The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.
by Melancholera May 16, 2014
Get the mail polishmug. John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
by Roodeer December 16, 2015
Get the Polish Lispmug. A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
Get the Polish Birds Nestmug. When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.
by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015
Get the Polish hurricanemug.