Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 23, 2019

Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 01, 2024

Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.

Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger

by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 01, 2018

Muskaan's Mum

Muskaan's mum is a wonderful, amazing, sweet person who should be remembered and brought up in every conversation.

"Muskaan's mum is very good at English"
"damn, who is that

oh that is Muskaan's Mum"

by HeadShoulderKneesAndToes October 26, 2022

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 03, 2023

Mum gay

The act of having a gay mum

“Hey hey guess what?”
“What?”
“Your mum gay”

by Hey, your special January 17, 2019

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019