Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
Get the Paper Towel Mathmug. The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
Get the Mathsmug. by lilyrobertbridges March 15, 2017
Get the mathmug. MATH AIN'T FUN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND X, HOLD UP- TRIGONOMETRY? I AM NOT DEALIN WITH THIS SIN COS CRAP, NEITHER AM I GOING TO DO ANY DECIMAL MULTIPLICATION. I HATE SCHOOL, AND I HATE MATH.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 19, 2021
Get the Mathmug. 
Schools and teachers way of torture on kids. The kids hate it cause they know that they are just about to get tortured. Math is known as the torture method with the least amount of death per year, but it is still super dangerous.
Guy right before math: ahhh freak off, its math now!
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
Teacher: hi everyone welcome to another math lesson!
Class: *silence*
by Filidili November 30, 2018
Get the Mathmug.