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Being left handed is a complete disaster! Left meaning witch on a broom ready to cook little children hehe. Learn a lesson and be right handed on the correct side not on the witch side and if you live on the left you will die one day so live on the right side of earth and you’ll be a correct cool nice person BE A RIGHT PERSON LEFT IS THE F*CKING WORST
Left is for witches who look crazy 😜
by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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no man left behind

the military says this because when they on war or a battlefield, they must kill every living soul and not live any enemies behind. even children babies and girls. none is left alive, not even animals. everyone is dead. they don't even take woman for sex or anything
im proud to serve my country (salute) we don't leave no man behind. we are the proud and the few. the brave and the strong. no man left behind.
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Weymouth Left

A right. Commonly used when providing directions / navigation.

Similar to terms like "a baker's dozen" in which the dozen isn't actually 12 items, but rather 13.

Named after Weymouth, Massachusetts by its residents in reference to the town's unique social customs and habits.
"Take a Weymouth Left up there at the next traffic light"
Translation: Take a right up there at the next traffic light

"He did a Weymouth Left out of the parking lot"
Translation: He took a right out of the parking lot
by Safety Bantz December 14, 2023
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Left on read

Relating to full send, half send, quarter send, etc.

When you full send something and nail it, but nobody was watching/nobody notices; essentially when you're a boss but nobody witnessed it
"Fuck it dude, FULL SEND!"

- Does an epic back flip -

-Only one person sees it-
"Shit man, you just got left on read"
by ya tilted bro? November 25, 2019
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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