take a lap

when your high school coach tells you to jerk off later
coach- "Practice is over" ,"Everbody take a lap"
Player- "So we jerk off?"
Coach- " bingo!!!!!"
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taking it slow

When someone starts a long winded story leading to the land of boredom and nowhere with "i was with this girl", and then tells us about how nothing happened with her.
So I was at red jacket, no wait MJ, no wait it was Uhots, and I was with this girl and we were taking it slow
by Father Samuels May 16, 2011
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Taking Shrooms

Description that is given to men/women who are usually angry and depressed all the time that suddenly become happy and laugh with no particular reason what so ever or become happy and amused by small things.
Example 1
Guy 1: Whats wrong with your wife lately? She baked me cookies and i dont even like baked goods.
Guy 2: Shes taking shrooms.

Example 2
Double Rainbow Guy: Wow thats a double rainbow all the way! OMG!
Guy: Dude, have you been taking shrooms?
by Tien Fox Trot August 26, 2010
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take a dump

For a game system to stop working
My Playstation 2 take a dump
by KaiserBasara September 28, 2005
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take heat

To submit oneself to a ravaging by a randy canine in the hope that it will not then hump the leg of someone coming to visit you.
Hurry Rover! The Priest's popping round at half past!
by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005
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Take Flight

Something dirty mexicans say to make them sound hard when they really arent and then get they're asses beat by BEN and TYLER!
Yo, Playa you wanna take flite o somethin?
by Random John July 03, 2003
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that takes the biscut

Did you see what he just did, well that takes the biscut.
by magickmark August 09, 2005
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