alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka

After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.

by krbji July 6, 2016

Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.

Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.

by YGproductions May 10, 2016

horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.

"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"

by LongWangChang September 3, 2016

Shit Fish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a boogara or a shaniac?"

Person 2: "I don't really believe in ghosts but I do believe that spirits are around us."

Person 1: "that makes no sense, you're a shit fish."

by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 1, 2021

Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.

Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!

by gw376 December 17, 2012

shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.

The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.

by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013