the red bull

the act of jacking off with your butt buddy until your dick is red then running at each other full speed and slamming into each other groin first

Billy "dude im so sore from last night, me and my butt buddy did the red bull like seven times"

Charley "thats fucked up bro..."

by yuorintothisnotme October 29, 2010

Red Gyarados

What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!

Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?

Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.

Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!

Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....

Guy #2: Damn....

by CashMoneyDollaBillz December 11, 2011

Rocket Red

A more vibrant variation of the color red, offering a dazzling appeal to the eye and delivering a stunning array of visual orgasms.

Jake: Man, that apple is such a cool color.

Jack: Yea, it's essentially rocket red!

by Quartzy134 January 8, 2012

Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

Hitting the reds

When you're on a bus or in a car and you always get stopped by the red traffic light. Its very annoying and time-wasting, especially in the morning going to school or work.

Friend 1: Where were you this morning?
Friend 2: Yo, the bus hit like every red

Man these days the bus keeps hitting the reds

by Janoodles February 21, 2007

red rail

Rather than sniffing a rail of cocaine or your drug of choice the user injects the substance into their penis while it is erect.

Dude that guy over there is so crazy he red rails cocaine!

by coke junky February 12, 2008

baby red

alternate name for the color pink

Todd's panties arent pink, their baby red!

by charles george April 2, 2008