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Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022
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Potato bomb

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.
I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.
by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022
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Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT
Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato
by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020
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Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
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mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.
1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?
by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023
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Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum
Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato
by PsageY July 30, 2022
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potato lump

by jillybean432 May 27, 2017
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