A woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song. This usually happens at an 80's hair band concert or karaoke night at the local dive.
by Jeff Ashley September 21, 2010
Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.
Armor titties are fake titties.
Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.
Armor titties are fake titties.
Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.
Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.
Boy: Why are your boobs hard?
Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.
Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.
Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra
Boy: Why are your boobs hard?
Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.
Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.
Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra
by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010
person1: What did you do yesturday?
person2: Had sex with tammy... i thought she was cute until she lift up her shirt MAN does she every have titty whiskers:|
another example:
person1: HOLY SHIT that guy has real titty whiskers!!!!
person2: Had sex with tammy... i thought she was cute until she lift up her shirt MAN does she every have titty whiskers:|
another example:
person1: HOLY SHIT that guy has real titty whiskers!!!!
by YOITTIT February 05, 2010
by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006
Large amorphous breasts that may look nice in a bra or swimsuit, but when external definition is removed they become saggy.
person A - "man look at the tits on that girl"
person B - "no way man, those are some sandbag titties"
person B - "no way man, those are some sandbag titties"
by wannagetknockedup? October 14, 2011
by 1096 March 07, 2009
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