What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.
Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!
Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?
Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.
Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!
Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....
Guy #2: Damn....
Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?
Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.
Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!
Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....
Guy #2: Damn....
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