flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser
i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured
by gorillaorgasm March 12, 2016
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Flaming cock

When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"
Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
by January 23, 2023
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Flaming Jobi

A flaming Jobi is a phase in sexual intercourse when the male covers his genitalia in Vaseline, dips it in fondue liquid and lights it on fire. Once this is done, the male penetrates a male or a female, in which ever orifice, in order to extinguish the inferno.
Dude, I'm soooo pulling a flaming Jobi off on Catherine. She's kinda scared but I've got experience with pyrotechnics.
by Jobi Jabin Yassif Goseph November 23, 2007
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Flaming Orangutan

When lighting a male's ass hairs during the act of 69. leaving the guy running around uncontrollably like an Orangutan.
Guy 1: You want to go biking?
Guy 2: Hell no after my girl giving me the Flaming Orangutan last night I'm not going to be able to sit for a week.
by flamingorangutan63 March 12, 2022
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flame piece

pass me the flame piece so I can light this blunt.
by PartyPotatoes July 26, 2011
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Flaming Guy Fieri

This is a cocktail. Its one part Bacardi, one part Captain Morgan, one part pineapple juice, one part coconut milk, half part cholula, one part fire ball. Pour over ice, garnish with lame gas station sunglasses... For a frozen blended, use creme de coco instead of coconut milk, with a 151 floater lit on fire. Garnish with jersey shore chain.

flaming guy fieri; aka the dumpster fire; aka the singed visor; aka the peroxide blonde; aka the stanky goatee

credit: Javier Piquero
"hey man, give me a flaming guy fieri"
"oh, you never heard of that?"
"cool, its one part bacardi, one part captain morgan, one part pineapple, one part half part cholula, one part fire ball"
by PavierJiquero February 10, 2023
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National Flame king day

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.
Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day
by Madoka Kaname's husband December 09, 2024
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