jizz injector

a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.

hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy

by jerbmx420 January 20, 2011

Jizz Wizz

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.

Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.

by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011

big jizz

a girl who gets drunk by herself when her friends are sober and does stupid things.

big jizz hooked up with that older guy last night while the rest of us watched and laughed.

by baberyyy January 23, 2009

jizz bin

a jizz bin is what new zealanders call a small collection of jazz musicians playing in unison at a venue

"check out the jizz bin playing over at moes"
"i play in a jizz bin eh"

by tropt July 5, 2006

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

jizz wagon

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

by Yonce's lover May 15, 2014

jizz pizza

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum

Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face

by Bluntsfordays February 28, 2016