andy samberg

the worlds hottest man (especially in the early 2000’s).

“i have a six foot cardboard cut out of andy samberg in my room.”

“you need help.”

“i know.”

by greyst4r September 1, 2023

andy

hard as fuck

your nearly as hard as andy

by a4 January 3, 2020

Andy

Looks like an Egg, usually childish till the age of 78, have big heads, usually bald, and have buck teeth. They are also not so bright. They are pretty dumb and have a narrowed thinking spectrum.

If you have ever seen the movie Mega Mind, thats usually what an Andy would look like. MEGA MIND!!!!
The actor of Mega Mind is named : Andy.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that kid that looks like an egg and mega mind, also has a big head??
Person 2: Oh, you mean Andy?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Egg MegaMind Roger Grunt Jeffy June 7, 2018

andy

A beautiful girl, but a complete fuckhead. Sometimes she'll seem nice, but she's just gonna backstab you 10 years down the road. If you ever fall for an andy (and searched her up, which is why you're here probably), she's going to try to get you easy, but don't make it too obvious you're into her, she's going to like a challenge. If you ever meet an andy, try to make a conversation with him or her, but most likely you'll lose interest and he or she's going to fall for you.

Guy 1: Yo, I just saw a girl with a nice ass at Gloria Jeans last week. I talked to her but she seemed like a slutty bitch.
Guy 2: What an andy!

by umessedwiththewrongnigga April 19, 2019

The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory, is a theory where people respond immediately right after you text him.

Why does he respond so quickly? Maybe The Andy’s Theory can help out with this

by Andy’s Theory January 6, 2020

Andy

A decisive person.

Andy chose a sushi place and was being decisive.

by andrewpandrew June 15, 2021

Andy Pingel

The biggest whore piece of shit ever and has a pines that’s 18 inches in his stomach

Go fuck urself Andy Pingel

by Wassubi lb January 6, 2020