Fart Nap

When you pretend to be sleeping so you can rip ass with no consequences.

“We know, Brandon ain’t sleeping. He’s always taking a fart nap.”

by Joe-Joeeee November 22, 2025

Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 6, 2021

rogue nap

A nap that suddenly happens without your prior knowledge. The napper wakes up a few hours later feeling groggy and disheveled.

For example; I sat down on my futon to study and I woke up two hours later not realizing that I had fallen victim to a rogue nap.

I took a rogue nap after my shower today and woke up three hours later in my damp towel.

by Rogue nap victim October 28, 2013

taking a nap

tieneing sexo con lismar/liumar

im gonna taking a nap en tu mamas camas.

by Uranictie386109 April 6, 2023

Abby Nap

A nap that takes multiple hours and Is kind of concerning in length

“Where’s Meatloaf?”

“Taking an Abby nap”

by EternalPledge November 17, 2019

missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

after nap sleepiness

The feeling of being tired after a long nap

I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep

by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024