March 9th

NATIONAL SLAP ASS DAY!!!!!

On March 9th just go around ur class and just slap that ass. (Don’t be a bitch)

by Taskmaker302 March 8, 2022

March 19

National Sit On Your Boyfriend’s Face day

Yo I’m finna go to my and March 19

by Antiikevo March 18, 2022

No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day

Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.

by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 7

Day where you ask out people whos initials are J, D, G, K, R, F, and V

Him- “Hey its march 7th, your name starts with a k right?”
Her- “yeah?”
Him- “wanna be my gf?”
Her- “sure!!”

by woahepicstar March 7, 2022

March 10

Make your boyfriend get in a car with you and drive him around

Girl: Hey Henry get in my car it’s March 10
Henry: what’s March 10
Girl: it’s National get in your girlfriends car and let her drive you around

by Honk2.0 March 9, 2020

March 28

March 28 is say I love you to your partner day! Message or call or see your partner and tell them you love them. <3

Y/N: I love you! It’s March 28!

P/N (partners name): Aww, I love you too! :)

by jaikaii March 23, 2022