A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.
Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.
by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.
Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.
Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.
by pk's mom September 3, 2020

A very small smart sexy man. Looks like dumbledore. Faps with his mum and his rabbits every night. He loves maths and milfs.
by Bert69 June 11, 2022

(verb.)
When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.
When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.
by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019
