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luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.
Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.
by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016
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How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024
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Luked

When you get fucked with a jalapeno popper while bending over a car.
Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.

Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.
by pk's mom September 3, 2020
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luke grundy

A very small smart sexy man. Looks like dumbledore. Faps with his mum and his rabbits every night. He loves maths and milfs.
He is so sexy, he is such a luke grundy
by Bert69 June 11, 2022
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Luke Fahy

by Debskelly1985 May 7, 2023
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luke sloan

(verb.)

When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.
Bro my neighbor just pulled a luke sloan.
by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019
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Luke Starr

Has a big penis
by User23431 June 7, 2022
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