sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.
by NotoriousK30304 December 12, 2013
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john roy

a very large poop that is satisfying when unleashed in a toilet
o man i got to drop a john roy at the store
by boathouse January 11, 2009
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john digweed

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.
John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
by TwiloGhost November 26, 2007
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john mccain

Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.
John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.
by kiobe May 16, 2007
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Wayne John

WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! HE STOLE PENCILS! FROM ME.
by Fatcockdisorder69 June 02, 2020
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John Breezy

A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown
by 13 yr old girl November 02, 2020
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John Pablo

A boy that gets more girls then his dad and he is VERY attractive and he is my son so treat him nice ok and he is thiccc🍑
Oh Wow John Pablo is THICCC🍑😭
by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020
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