Jake Pauler

The most annoying little brat in the world. This are said to little 12-year old kids who are brainwashed by the OP master himself, "Jake Paul".
"Shut the fuck up ya Jake Pauler. No one gives a fuck about your Haley shit."
by equinox_07 September 02, 2017
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Jake Paulers

A group of children that are autistic and suffer from depression
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jake landry

Jake landry is a funny guy with most likely lots of money. A jake landry will find a way to make sure everyone around him stays happy and okay, they won’t leave their friends behind even if they hurt him, leaving him very depressed often
I love that jake landry guy, he always lends me money when I’m in need.
by ScoopyPants February 17, 2021
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Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob
Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob
by not johnson February 20, 2020
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Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.
"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."
by ShankOrWank June 05, 2020
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Jake O

Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a

m a s s i v e c o c k .

once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!
by BiTæ April 20, 2021
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Jake Baldwin

A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.
Jake Baldwin, what an idiot.
by Witchgirl01 December 05, 2018
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