I'm pissed

Synonym for New York definition of "word". Originated and only exists in Tiverton/ Newport Rhode Island. Definition best depicted through the "I-Hop Paradigm"

Person 1: I miss Connuh, he's my best friend!
Person 2: Well lets go pick him up and go on an ODBC
Person 1: I'm pissed!

by SixhundredSeventyNine4lyfe February 9, 2009

is it because I'm black

Used to make white people shut the fuck up.

White kid: I'm gonna steal your pencil

black kid: is it because I'm black?
Whiten kid: oh... um..

by IDNC September 22, 2016

I'm happy to be here

1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere

Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

I'm kilometres ahead

The European/rest of the world version for the famous "miles ahead of you".

Miles = US
Kilometres = Europe and Rest of the World

Gamer A: I'm kilometres ahead of you, there's no chance you'll catch up now.

Gamer B: We'll see about it in a second.

by Anon12576343 April 26, 2011

i'm very hungry

Either you're actually very hungry, in which case, go eat something, or you were thinking of the terrifying cartoon "game" in which a pumpkin walks into a restaurant and demands food before proceeding to destroy the fabric of his reality.

I'm very hungry!

by bored-dude November 5, 2020

I'm bud light

The act of being up for whatever.

Dale: You down to go to the party tonight.
Jim: Yeah man I'm bud light.

by TheBrucester June 23, 2016

i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017