by The Spaghetti Burglar September 3, 2022
Get the Free bodymug. That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.
"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"
by Slutnboots May 27, 2019
Get the Balls Freemug. person 1: hey you got the free mcboot card
person 2: that'll be 5 dollars
person 1: here you go
person 2: thanks
person 2: that'll be 5 dollars
person 1: here you go
person 2: thanks
by ilikeguns:) September 24, 2020
Get the free mcbootmug. Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."
by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010
Get the freeing the priestsmug. Free Boosting is the process in which you go around your house/apartment eating all your roommate's food thus never having to go shopping.
by Hamsandwizh December 23, 2011
Get the Free Boostingmug. To have never or will never try anal, your against anal and you feel it's perfectly fine to let everyone know you are 100% Anal free
Rodney : dude me and tanya we bout to smash last night
Josh: sweet did u get some
Rodney: no she's anal free
Josh: I'm sorry to here about your lose
Rodney : 😭😭😭😭
Josh: sweet did u get some
Rodney: no she's anal free
Josh: I'm sorry to here about your lose
Rodney : 😭😭😭😭
by king sanborn September 16, 2016
Get the anal freemug. also known as shoplifting, this is the act of removing items from a business without paying for them.
free-shopping : Jo-Hailey went to 7-Eleven and free-shopped them out of all of their Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Doritoes, the day their shoplifting alarm wasn't working.
by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006
Get the free-shoppingmug.